There are numerous tattoos I want to get, but will not because the Jewish guilt my mom will throw in my direction is too much for me to handle. I always wanted a tat of a 70′s type chick and then I found this book in all the old stuff at my parents’ house…..which means that unconsciously I wanted a tattoo of Barbie. I disgust myself.
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November 18, 2008 at 8:25 pm
evrytime i get a tattoo my mum says ‘but what about your god damn wedding pictures? youre RUINING them’
really? great. because i dont have a boyfriend or want to get married.
relax.