
Archive for the ‘Excuse Me While I Bitch and Sigh’ Category
This. That is all.
August 18, 2009I look like Weezy to a blind man, too
June 25, 2009
Check out this HILARIOUS ad I saw via The Fat Jew’s Twitter requesting a Lil’ Wayne look-alike! If link has not been removed, see the full post here: Weezy Ad
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May 14, 2009Grooveshark Widget: Chameleon
May 14, 2009Blender Mag folding as if it were fresh out the dryer…….
March 27, 2009I would use this
January 21, 2009I cannot wait.
January 9, 2009
photo by Greg Johnston
I can’t wait to go to San Juan! Too bad I can’t hop down to the beach with Mark Anthony, do some drugs, and listen to Hector Lavoe. That would probably make the trip complete? I can’t really stand life right now so I need some major escapism time.
I Bet You Got Herpes From France Too
December 4, 2008THE WORST is when you feel non-stalkerish enough to ask a girl where she got those shoes/that shirt/ those earrings and she looks at you all haughtily and says “in France.”
YOU ARE LYING BITCH, and you are NOT as original as you think anyway. So just tell me where you got them for real so I spend less time on the internet finding it/them. And I don’t believe that whole “I don’t even know what brand it is” mantra cause unless you were on some ill Opium before you hit up Woodbury Commons, you should be able to remember what stores you went to.





